Times Have Changed

I was chatting with a friend of mine the other day, recounting tales of my retail days at a shoe store through University. One of the stories I was telling him was about a doctor who used to come in and flirt with me. Actually, I’m pretty sure he came in just to see me. It cost him a lot to talk to me. He always bought the most expensive shoes from me. The guy was always on the verge of asking... [Read more]

When To Call After The First Date

A common complaint from women, is that men don’t call when they say they are going to call. I’ve never quite understood why men bother saying they will, but whatever. What I wanted to do today, was to show men out there what it is what happens to us emotionally when we’ve had a date that we think has gone well, but we do not get the aforementioned call: What you’re seeing here is the excitement... [Read more]

What I’ve Learned From Reality TV

This article was in the paper this morning.  A man left the comfort of his home in search for adventure in the Great White North, during February, and died from hypothermia, despite being very well educated on surviving because he watched a tv reality show. Thinking about it, I decided to put together a list of reality TV shows I’ve learned survival skills from, and by which I plan to live out my... [Read more]

Oh Mustang, Where Art Thou?

I haven’t seen Mustang in months. Lie. I saw him Friday. But before that, I hadn’t seen him in months. Apparently he works out after I leave. And I gotta tell ya, I miss the guy. I do still look for him every time I’m at the gym. There’s one guy who started wearing an outfit similar to Mustang’s head-to-toe black workout gear, and, though he’s about 100lbs lighter,... [Read more]

Need A Pick-Me-Up?

This is, by far, the best YouTube video ever.  Read More →

Top 8 Celebs I’d Have A Beer With

This is not a Future Husband post.These are not in order. They are simply in the order in which they came to mind. So maybe that’s reverse order. I couldn’t make it to 10. #8- Tiger Woods’ Wife I just want to know the story. I think she’d tell me. People open up to me. #7- Eddie Vedder One of my favorite singers. I bet we’d stay up until the wee hours of the morning talking.... [Read more]