On my recent road trip down the NYC, some radio station somewhere spurted out a statistic that 30% of people who subscribe to online dating sites are in relationships (or so their partners think).

I could get into how wrong this is, on so many levels, but here’s my question…how the hell do they find the time to do online dating?? It’s not like meeting some guy in a bar and going off together…you have to put together a profile, find decent pictures of yourself, search around through all the loser profiles out there, then start to chat with someone, then a month later, you’re on a date. Wouldn’t a hooker be easier?