My gym offers a salsa dance class on Wednesday nights. First of all, my thoughts on this class: when I was in elementary school, we had one girl in our class who took dance, and she was fat. When I became an adult, I was ridiculed for my horrible dance moves, so I took a hip-hop dance class, and my instructor was fat. Point? Dance classes don’t make you fit. By my experience, they make you fat. So why the hell are gyms offering dance classes???

Anyway, that’s not my story. There’s this big dude that works out at my gym. I would guess that he belongs to some gang, or is a bouncer in some bar…his job definately requires him to have some brawn and bulk (so I call him Bulk Man). He’s pretty intimidating…not in the “Shit, I can’t talk to him, he’s too out of my league” kind of way, but in the “Shit, he’s going to beat my head in with a tire iron” kind of way.

Walking past the aroebics class yesterday, I peek in to make fun of the desperate fatties doing Salsa in hopes they can seduce a man, and standing front-row center is the Bulk Man- twisting his hips and flailing his arms around…sashaying if you will…I’m definately not the only one who noticed this…the whole gym crowded around the door to watch. Bulk Man had some pretty sweet moves for a 6′4″, 250lbs dude. Totally softened me up to him. Hmmm…I wonder if it’s true that you can tell what a person is like in bed by the way they dance….

So- woman doing salsa classes = fat.

Man doing salsa classes= hot.

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