Can I get a hug?
Because of a work dinner last night, I went to the gym a little later than normal, so the regular idiots were leaving as I was going in. I run into George (never mentionned before because I think he’s decent. Notice he gets a first name??) and Ape-Arms as they are leaving. Ape-Arms asks for a hug. A hug?????? First of all, I’m not that into hugging. Second of all, I don’t even know this guy’s name, nor am I friendly to him at all. I was not going to hug him, but what do you say to that. “Sorry, you creep me out and I don’t want you less than 2 meters away from me.” I awkwardly ran into the gym.













