Please tell me I haven’t sunken so low that I have to date men named “Dumpy”. Wait. I shouldn’t kill that opportunity. He might be my last hope for a +1. Tell him to tentatively book Dec 11th.
Julie I met you, you’re fun and cute. I would be a fun date with you. Darcie is a snot. We wouldn’t have fun together. This is the reason she’s having no luck with men.
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November 7th, 2008 at 11:50 am
How nice that b5Media can’t pay their bloggers a living wage but they can afford a Christmas party.
November 7th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Are you volunteering to be my date?
November 7th, 2008 at 11:59 am
“That leaves me 34 days to find a +1.”
Or two 1/2’s
November 7th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Oh Danny. You are a genius! Most of the men I date are 1/2’s so I guess that’s a more achievable goal!
November 7th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
1/2 as in very short, bisected horizontally… vertically?? Could be a disturbing christmas party.
November 7th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
If I go as your date I am not putting out… Now Franca on the other hand.
November 7th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
You think Franca would put out?
November 7th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
If I got her drunk enough… wait what I am saying… I am selling myself short.
Of course she would.. I’ve given up on you.
November 7th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Now what would ever make you think that I drink enough to get drunk…
November 7th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Franca, you write a blog called BrewHa-Ha. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist
November 7th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRwfzoUB08k
Related to putting out while drunk, worth a look.
November 7th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
I’ve seen you black out… well actually I think I have seen both of you black out.
November 7th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Kevin, I’ve seen you pretty drunk too.
November 7th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Me never.
November 7th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Well then what more fun for you to come out to our Christmas party! I’ll be the lifeguard.
November 7th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Yes. I would totally put my life in your hands.
November 7th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
My boy Dumpy is available to be your +1
November 7th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Please tell me I haven’t sunken so low that I have to date men named “Dumpy”. Wait. I shouldn’t kill that opportunity. He might be my last hope for a +1. Tell him to tentatively book Dec 11th.
November 7th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
That Clark is an ass. He might be a fun date!
November 8th, 2008 at 9:00 am
Julie I met you, you’re fun and cute. I would be a fun date with you. Darcie is a snot. We wouldn’t have fun together. This is the reason she’s having no luck with men.