Christmas Party

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Our office Christmas party is being held December 11th.

I optimistically rsvp’d for myself + 1.

That leaves meĀ  34 days to find a +1.

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20 Responses to “Christmas Party”
  1. Clark Says:

    How nice that b5Media can’t pay their bloggers a living wage but they can afford a Christmas party.

  2. Darcie Says:

    Are you volunteering to be my date?

  3. Danny V Says:

    “That leaves me 34 days to find a +1.”

    Or two 1/2’s

  4. Darcie Says:

    Oh Danny. You are a genius! Most of the men I date are 1/2’s so I guess that’s a more achievable goal!

  5. Lee Newton Says:

    1/2 as in very short, bisected horizontally… vertically?? Could be a disturbing christmas party.

  6. Kevin Says:

    If I go as your date I am not putting out… Now Franca on the other hand.

  7. Darcie Says:

    You think Franca would put out?

  8. Kevin Says:

    If I got her drunk enough… wait what I am saying… I am selling myself short.

    Of course she would.. I’ve given up on you.

  9. Franca Says:

    Now what would ever make you think that I drink enough to get drunk…

  10. Darcie Says:

    Franca, you write a blog called BrewHa-Ha. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist

  11. Lee Newton Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRwfzoUB08k
    Related to putting out while drunk, worth a look.

  12. Kevin Says:

    I’ve seen you black out… well actually I think I have seen both of you black out.

  13. Darcie Says:

    Kevin, I’ve seen you pretty drunk too.

  14. Kevin Says:

    Me never.

  15. Franca Says:

    Well then what more fun for you to come out to our Christmas party! I’ll be the lifeguard.

  16. Darcie Says:

    Yes. I would totally put my life in your hands.

  17. josh Says:

    My boy Dumpy is available to be your +1

  18. Darcie Says:

    Please tell me I haven’t sunken so low that I have to date men named “Dumpy”. Wait. I shouldn’t kill that opportunity. He might be my last hope for a +1. Tell him to tentatively book Dec 11th.

  19. Julie Says:

    That Clark is an ass. He might be a fun date!

  20. Clark Says:

    Julie I met you, you’re fun and cute. I would be a fun date with you. Darcie is a snot. We wouldn’t have fun together. This is the reason she’s having no luck with men.





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