FitDarcie Dating Service
I was out with some friends the other night, lamenting the woes of the single girl in Toronto. Someone (me) brought up the Allied Network. It’s a dating service. Please don’t confuse it with Ashley Madison (which, by the way, is a Toronto company). I know a few people who have tried it out. I checked out their website, and FitDarcie is WAY nicer. It looks like they haven’t updated it since 1996. I usually get junk mail from them, but I refuse to open anything addressed to Lonely Occupant of Apartment G.
Anyway, apparently, it’s one of the old school dating services, where you go in and physically meet a dating expert who then introduces you to people they think are compatible with you. From what I hear, their prices start around 9k, but no one I’ve ever talked to has paid more than $1500. Apparently, they guarantee you 3 dates for $1500.
I just happen to be sitting at a table with a few of my single lady friends. We’ve decided this is a brilliant idea. We’re officially launching the FitDarcie Dating Service. For $1500, we guarantee 3 dates, with exceptional women who are smart, talented and good looking. There happen to be 3 single smart, talented and good looking women running it. We figure, we’re the guaranteed 3 dates, we pocket $500 each date (I’d throw in that we’d also get dinner/drinks, but we all know men stopped paying for their dates at the same time the Allied Network updated their website).
Any takers?
September 24th, 2009 at 9:39 am
Really FitDarcie!!! We have PLENTY of $500 or less “dating” services around here, you don’t even have to make an appointment–you can just go out on the street and pick the one you want to “date”. AND, for the $500 (or less) you are actually guaranteed to get “lucky”!!!
I know, I know–this is NOT that kind of blog!!!
September 24th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Oh brother.
September 24th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
I’d have to see pics of the other two dates before I could make an informed judgment on the value of this service.
September 24th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
There’s an Asian and a blonde. You don’t need to know anything else.
September 24th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
throw in CharmWow and you got a deal
September 24th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
She counts as 1/2.
September 24th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Does the $1,500 include a happy ending?
September 24th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
ok CharmWow is 1/2. Like half of one of the dates, or half of all of them? If its the latter and she counts for 1.5 of the 3 dates, then with the remainder i’ll take FitDarcie and half of the Asian.
September 24th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
@newbie, it’s not that kind of blog.
@Dave Coullier…you just completely confused me.
September 24th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Will you take “services” from Marty in lieu of the $500 each?
September 24th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Cash, up front, in small bills.
September 25th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
I reiterate. Escorts. They cost a lot less than 500+drinks, and they do whatever the hell you want. Sorry FitDarcie, but Id suggest you get into that. Youre an attractive girl and open minded right? Hahaha.
Is he kidding? We’ll never know. Hahaha, haave a great weekend!