Future Husband: Nikki Sixx
Last night I went to the Motley Crue concert. It was pretty amazing. I’ve never been to a concert with so much pyro. We had fabulous seats with a lot of foot traffic. I would have paid the same price just to watch the crowd. Seriously, I don’t know who was left in Toronto’s greasiest suburb, Oshawa, because the entire town was there: cashing in their unemployment checks for Crue t-shirts (yes, I bought one). At one point, we had a guy ask to take our picture, then asked if he could have a picture taken with us. Yes, we are that hot. (The gal pal I was with is blonde. Together we’re the ultimate duo. Men don’t stand a chance). I honestly don’t believe I was checked out more in my entire life than last night. Maybe I should move to Oshawa.
Anyway, I think I’ve said before that it’s been years since I’ve dated a man who hasn’t been in some sort of a band. I’m just attracted to that type I guess. And sometimes I think I could date a banker or a lawyer or something, then I see the raw energy of a guitar player, and I remember why the bad-boy look drives women nuts.
I’m a pretty big Crue fan. I didn’t grow up on them like most people who are fans at my age. My sister listened to them all the time, but I was more of a New Kids On The Block kinda gal. It wasn’t till that time I went backstage at Poison that I decided what I really needed to be doing with my life is being a groupie to washed up 80’s bands. That was when I (re)discovered Nikki Sixx.
I actually met him once. I stood in line for 3 hours once his book singing for his book, The Heroin Diaries. The conversation I had with him was dull and pretty embarrassing, and I’m not sure why he didn’t fall in love with me immediately. But whatever. There’s still time. The thing is, not only do I find his tattoo-covered body deliciously sexy, I’d really like to marry the guy. Here is a list of why:
1) He has a history. I love men who have great stories to tell. He’d entertain me all day with his stories while Tommy Lee served us martinis in the pool in his backyard
2) He’s really tall. I think he’s like 6′6″ or 6′2″ or something like that. I LOVE tall men
3) He did most of the writing for the Crue. And those lyrics are so romantic. After we get married I’d make him change the name of his most popular song to the singular form “Girl Girl Girl”
4) He’s a savvy business man. Motley Crue is one of the only bands out there that actually owns the rights to their own music. It was all Nikki Sixx’s doing. I think it was because he stalked the record studio people until they got fed up they just signed everything over. Whatever, it worked.
5) He’s a heroin addict. Well, recovering. I know he’s recovering because he was a little plump last night. Not turn-me-off plump. A healthy plump. Why do I think a heroin addict would make a great husband? Because nothing from my past would matter.
Nikki: What? Made out with 6 guys on prom night?
Darcie: Whatever. You did heroin for 30 years.
As long as we don’t have to hang out with Vince Neil, it’d be an amazing marriage.
Also, check out those white teeth. I love a man with good oral hygiene. Such a turn on.
Darcie Vany-Sixx. That works. I don’t think Darcie Sixx would work. I’d have to change my first name. Maybe Tabby Sixx.
Tags: motley crue toronto, nikki sixx, tommy lee, vince neil
February 5th, 2010 at 1:36 am
You’ll never get a guy like this unless you get a tattoo. I’m pretty sure your readers will be able to suggest an appropriate image for your ink.
February 5th, 2010 at 7:12 am
Well, his two ex-wives were both Playboy Playmates, so I don’t think that this is the kind of guys who’s looking for intellectual conversation when choosing a wife.
February 5th, 2010 at 9:58 am
Fred, what do you suggest? Would it be too much if I tattooed Nikki Sixx’s name on my boob?
JR- I’m an ex-fitness model, so maybe that’s my in?
February 5th, 2010 at 10:36 am
Remember that blog you wrote about breast implants?
Just sayin’…
February 5th, 2010 at 10:38 am
What are you saying? That I need implants? I have amazing breasts, just so you know. Nikki Sixx is going to be a very happy man.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:40 am
Ex-wife #1: http://www.myspace.com/brandibrandt
Ex-wife #2: http://www.superiorpics.com/donna_d_errico/
And his last known relationship was with: http://www.katvond.net/bio.php
February 5th, 2010 at 10:41 am
I’m just saying, that’s what HE seems to be into.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:44 am
I’d do it. I’d get implants AND a tattoo for Nikki Sixx.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:46 am
You could do better. Even within Motley Cru. If you pick Tommy Lee @ least you know you’re getting a man with a gigantic penis (yes, I saw the video).
February 5th, 2010 at 11:11 am
And hepatitis C. No thanks.
February 5th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
I think you should get a tattoo of your boob, on your boob. That will drive him wild.
February 5th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
Hahah. Awesome.
I keep checking my blog every few minutes because I love looking at Nikki Sixx.
February 5th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Nikki Sixx as husband material? There’s an agar encrusted petri dish!
February 5th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
given your proclivity for heroin addicts
what are your thoughts on Anthony Kiedis
hes the only “ex”junkie id shag
February 5th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
@Daryl, he’s fucking hot.
@Desire, I heart Anthony Keidis. The Chili Peppers aren’t really timeless though…they’re music was awesome for the 90’s, but I find it irritating now.
February 5th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Darcie I needn’t have to tell you about books and covers.
February 5th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
That’s crazy talk. I bet he’s an amazing lover, because of all that experience, and look at that smile. That’s a nice, honest, kind and caring smile. The kind of smile that you want to lick.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:15 pm
sorry
i had to laugh a bit at the fact that you find motley crues music to be “timeless” and not tacky
hilarious
February 5th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Whoa whoa whoa. Motley isn’t timeless, but it’s fun. The Chili Peppers aren’t fun. They are nothing except memories of the 90’s.
February 5th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Regarding the Tommy Lee comment, I was going to say that’s what condoms are for, but then I realized they probably don’t make them that big (I saw the video too, not sexy at all).
February 5th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
Hhahaha. Because of that video, despite the fact that he’s diseased, he probably gets laid all the time.
February 5th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
It really was lame, though. At first you’re like Ooh, Pam & Tommy Lee getting naked. But then the novelity wears off about 10 minutes into it and you wonder why you’re still watching it.
It’s proof that porn-making should be left to the professionals.
February 8th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
I only watched it for 3 minutes before my friend’s elderly father walked in.
February 24th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
You made out with 6 guys on prom night?
February 24th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Yes. I will neither confirm nor deny that Teenwolf was one of them.
February 24th, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Was at least one of them your prom date?
February 24th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Yes, but he wasn’t my boyfriend. My boyfriend was not one of them.
February 24th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Haha, my date and my boyfriend were both named Scott.