I Have More Male Friends Than Girl Friends
Females who say “I have way more guy friends than girl friends” are really saying “I have no friends at all”. Not for the same reasons as mentioned in my platonic relationships post, but because that’s what girls who have no friends say. Guys will talk to a girl even if they hate her. This does not make them their friend. Also, men who call women at 2am looking for some late-night action are also not their friends.
I have a friend who’s always saying that she gets along way better with the guys at work than the girls. I sympathized with her, and deemed all her coworkers as catty. Then I met up with her for lunch, and realized that she dresses for work in the same outfits as she does when we go out to bait men. This is not “getting along” with men” this is “ensuring men wont walk away when you talk to them”.
Most women want to be my friend. I can see why. I’m amazing. Everyone loves me. I find these women who insist they get along better with men are more desperate to be my friend than any other sort of woman. They almost beg. I feel bad for them sometimes, but I don’t want one of these among my besties.
I also find these women have low self-esteem and this is why they seek the attention of men. Throw one girl into a sausage party, and of course she is going to get attention. That’s why they try to be the only woman all the time (note, this does not apply to me at my gym).
I wont deny it, making female friends is way harder than getting men to hang out with you, especially when you’re as hot as me…but having a wing-woman at a bar is way more useful than a group of drunk frat boys.
Isn’t that picture fabulous?
Tags: girl friends, relationships
August 26th, 2009 at 9:33 am
I have waited so long and tried so hard to be your friend…am I close yet?
August 26th, 2009 at 10:16 am
You’re being replaced and you know it.
August 26th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Maybe some of those women want to be your friend because they consider you more of a dude.
August 26th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Or… they think that if they go out with you, they’ll have a better chance of hooking up with guys that are intimidated by your awesomeness so they’ll get action by being approachable and in your vicinity.
August 26th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
I’m irreplaceable….people put me up on a petal stool…
August 26th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Wow, youre so conceited you need help, but Im not sure itll help a narcissist like you.
August 26th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Thanks for stopping by John-boy.
August 26th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
@Ryan Right! It’s like that Nash Theory! I am too hot for men! Oh wait. That almost sucks.
@Franca. yes, A petal stool.
@John. Duh.
@Teenwolf. Thanks for sticking up for me.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Wow. Reading your article helped me to understand revelations about myself. Why I have no girlfriends and only male friends. Thanks a lot. It really helped.
October 28th, 2009 at 8:30 am
Glad I could be of service. If you need me to psycho analyze you further, let me know.