It’s Amazing I Haven’t Settled Yet
I was thinking of this loser I used to date. He thought minivans were cool. I am not joking. We got into a massive argument about it once.
The reason I was thinking of him was because of this hole balloon boy incident. You know, where the kid’s family wanted to be on reality tv so they caused an entire city/country/earth to freak out? I was thinking…these people are just nuts. They have no concept of reality or not.
And this guy that I dated would probably have been all it. He was that stupid. He one time tried to convince me that if we went to a completely moneyless society (not just cashless and still using debit and credit cards, but no money/currency), that everyone would work for the sake of society, and the world would essentially not change. I should let you know that at the time, he had no job and was living off my student loans, which I still pay faithfully every month. I asked him who would pick up the garbage? Certainly if there was no financial reward, no one would do it. He said the same people would, because that was their place in society.
That was an actual conversation.
I think about that guy, and I think about how pretty much everyone I meet now is WAY better than that. It’s amazing that I never grabbed up the next, normal, non-minivan-loving man and married him.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:30 am
that french dude was mentally unstable to a spectacular degree
how on earth did you manage to stay with him for 3 years
was he THAT good in bed?????
cuz thats really the only reason i could think of which would allow a women to put up with that much bullshit
even then its concerning
October 21st, 2009 at 10:14 am
Wow. There are hippie communists… and then there’s this guy. And minivans? I’ll have an SUV towing another SUV before I buy a minivan.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:15 am
I cant believe you of all people would consider ’settling’!
October 21st, 2009 at 11:02 am
That guy in the picture is clearly settling.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:39 am
@Desire, sadly, I can’t claim even that. He’s one of the biggest mysteries of my life. What was I thinking?
@Mark, agreed. But it would have to be a hybrid SUV
@Doll, clearly my lack of any potential suitor is eveidence that I have not settled.
@Darryl, you would think that.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Not to worry Darcie, give it a few more years of looking…if not..there’s always Teenwolf.
October 21st, 2009 at 3:16 pm
I don’t think I could settle THAT low.
October 21st, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Yea, i figured…I’m just checking to see if he’s still alive…?
October 21st, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Maybe someone shot him with a silver bullet.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:34 pm
@Darcie Sarcasm, my dear, sarcasm.
Where’d you get that picture from anyway, Hot Chicks With Douchebags?