Men With Long Nails Disgust Me
I was on the subway yesterday morning, and sat down next to a guy with a dog. I don’t know what it is about men with dogs, but they are just as hot as (single) men with kids. So, naturally, I began checking this guy out. He was a little more rugged than I normally go for…I would say he lives in community housing at the least. But, judging by his attire, he was a construction worker or similar, and he had a dog, so it was worth a second once over. I was stopped dead in my track at the sight of his nails. They were long and dirty. By long I mean maybe 2mm of the white part. It was disgusting. I mean, this guy was half-homeless and I was checking him out and I couldn’t get past the nails. It’s that bad. I don’t have very high standards for the men I date, but I would have to say it’s a deal breaker. It actually makes me want to vomit.
Tags: male grooming, trim nails, turn off
February 26th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Poor Teenwolf… no chance…
February 26th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
HAHAHAHHA. Where is he anyway?
February 26th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
There’s Teenwolf! I was worried for a while. Obviously, Teenwolf is my biggest fan. He really takes the time to get to know my blog. Thank you teenwolf, I wish I had a dog treat to give to you.
February 26th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
I’m not a dog asshole.
Sorry, I just like calling girls assholes.
February 26th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I like calling men bitches. And since you’re a dog, I suppose it’s fitting.
February 26th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
I hate you
February 26th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Says the man that hides behind 12 pounds of hair on a full moon.
February 26th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
You know I was Teen Wolf for Halloween.
March 3rd, 2009 at 12:12 pm
haha this whole thing is cracking me up. Darcie I think it would’ve freaked me out. Course I can’t stand a guy that can keep nails when mine continue to break off. Even typing I lose nails. Oh well, guess I wasnt’ meant to have them. But men, geez, that’s totally unfair and they never care enough to make them look nice.
March 3rd, 2009 at 7:23 pm
My theory is that the nails are the last part of grooming that men do, so if the nails look good, they’ve probably taken care of everything else.
August 13th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
What if he was clean-cut and had long, shaped, clean nails? Would that still gross you out?
August 13th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Yes. Long nails are disgusting.
October 17th, 2009 at 3:10 am
Well Darcie, I found out that you eat your own feces, so your opinion doesn’t concern me that much anymore.
October 17th, 2009 at 9:32 am
That’s disturbing.
August 25th, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Love the double standards between genders. Once upon a time, a woman in jeans was also considered disgusting. Keep up the sins of your mothers and fathers hypocrites. <3
August 25th, 2010 at 8:24 pm
^^
What an odd response.
@Fitdarcie: Y’know, you’re right. Clipping my nails, fingers and toes, usually is the last thing I do, while “grooming.” So you’d be right, if my nails ever are looking unkempt, that would likely mean that I haven’t taken care of anything else lately.
PS check your inbox, por favor.