Mustang Part 34746514
I really meant to stop writting about him, but I find our relationship to be so bizarre. This guy is probably the biggest person I know, could probably crush a walnut between his thumb and pinky finger, and he has the deepest voice…basically, he’s the manliest man I know…yet he seems to be such a wuss.
We were catching up as I was leaving the gym last night. It was near 10, nice night, standing by my car, no one around. I thought it would be the perfect time for him to ask me out…no one was around to hear him get rejected. I even gave him a few openings…telling him which nights this weekend I was free and things around the city I’m interested in doing, but have no one to do them with. Nothing.
I know I am not imagining the flirting that occurs. He even complimented my rockin’ body. I saw him leave the gym at around 9:30, and he waited for me on the bench outside…not knowing when I was going to finish. The dude is obviously interested.
It’s been 2 years.
Tags: asking a girl out, Mustang
July 28th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Ewwww he’s a stalker…if this happens one more time without him properly asking you out so you can properly reject him and we can get our ‘how I rejected mustang’ post, you should tell him he’s the creepy guy. I did this Saturday night to a guy that wouldn’t stop staring at me at the bar but wouldn’t come talk to me. When I caught him doing it again on the sidewalk, I marched up and said ‘if you want to talk to me, either come talk to me or send me a drink. Don’t stare, it makes you the creepy guy.’. Announce to mustang that he’s a wimp for not asking you out and that it’s creepy that he waited for you for a half an hour. The blog about the look on his face when you tell him that will be priceless.
July 28th, 2009 at 10:38 am
I can’t Darcie, I just can’t. Its not that I don’t care about you, its just that I had a penisectomy about 3 years ago and I am very self conscious. My doctor fitted me with a prosthetic penis, but it kinda looks like a cob of corn (with the husks still on).
I would like to be the bigger man and back down. You should be with Teenwolf, he seems like a great guy. He has it all. Looks, personality, charm, whit, and his penis doesn’t look like a cob of corn (but its even bigger)
July 28th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Thanks Mustang. You are a gentleman, and a scholar.
July 28th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Great pic SadieJayn! The thing is, he’s a really nice guy. Probably one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met. Not too much in the noggin’, but nice, and not creepy. I hear you on the staring from across the bar. That’s happened to me before. If I catch someone staring, who I want to come over, I will look back, maybe smile, which is letting him know he can come over. If he still doesn’t, then I file him under creep for sure.
Hmmm I wonder if Bitch Mustang is really Teenwold under an assumed name. I can’t be sure, but I must suspect.
July 28th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Who wants to bet that now the SadieJayn has her pic up, Teenwolf will hit on her and/or make really inappropriate comments?
July 28th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Why are the freaking avatars so small? I can’t see her!
SadieJayn, please PLEASE email me a picture of you (Preferably full body pic with partial/full nudity)
teenwolf6969@gmail.com
I love you.
July 28th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Darcie, time for YOU to ask HIM out. What is this the 1950s with you waiting for him to ask you out to a sock hop? Get back to the future, girl!
July 28th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
And there you have it SadieJayn.
Where have you been Marty? I can’t ask him out. My blog would suffer.
July 28th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
My computer exploded. Ask him out. Just do it. The follow-up blog post would be good one so I disagree your blog would suffer. Do it.
July 28th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
I agree with Darcie on this one… All too often in life the build-up is better than the result…
Why ruin a good running story with what would most likely be a bust… Especially since Darcie doesn’t really seem all that interested in him… More intrigued than anything else…
And how can she get a good story about turning him down if she asked him? Does she reply to his yes by saying, ‘No, on second thought, I changed my mind…’?
July 28th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
The good story would be about the date they would go on…you know she wants to go out with him…
July 28th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
I think when I change gyms maybe I’ll ask him out. He’s too valuable to me there right now. I use him whenever some creepy guy tries to talk to me. He scares them away.
Do I want to go out with Mustang? I don’t think so. He’s physically ok, really nice and is very optimistic…but I can’t imagine having a conversation with him about anything other than the gym and the bars he works at. He spent 20 minutes last night talking about a pool party he worked at. He seems naive.
July 28th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Man, I give up. Should have known better than to think that understood what a Woman wanted. Bad Marty, bad. Holla!
July 28th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Holla? What kind of blog do you think this is?
July 30th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
LOL Tottally agree with you on the assumption B!tchMustang is Teenwolf! Good call!
And I can only imagine how anti-climactic it would be if you broke and asked him out. Stand your ground!! ;)
July 30th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Welcom back Drummberg217!