You’ve seen these guys at your gym. They all work out together for about 66876398098 hours a day. They mostly do bench press and arm curls. Despite all the time they spend in the gym, they are not that muscular. Their conversation usually revolves around women (though you rarely hear them talk about women they actually know). They are probably too old for the women in which they are interested. They are probably divorced. They have tried to talk to every girl at the gym. You roll your eyes at them and look at others around you who do the same.

These men are at every gym, just different faces. I like to call them the “Wolves”- because they travel in packs.

Now, imagine one day, they all show up in the same color shirt. You think it could be a fluke…but wait, they are all in BRIGHT ORANGE!!! And they do it every WEDNESDAY!!!

I don’t even know what to say to that. Coordinating your  bight orange clothes with 4 other men makes you stand out, sure, but the statement you are making is that you are PATHETIC!!