Short Women are Shrinking the Population
I have a problem with short women dating tall men. I have known several unusually short women in my days (like 4′8″ to 5′2″). For the most part, these women are great, wonderful people and I wish them great happiness. What I dislike about them, however, is that, the short chicks I’ve known, have always gone after taller men. I’m not talking men that are taller than them, I’m talking men that are taller than most men. I also find that tall men prefer to date the usually short women (my theory is because the men like to think of their mates as dolls).
Here’s why this is bad for society: if short women always go for the tall guys, the women my height are going to be left with the short guys. When we all have babies, they are going to be shorter and shorter. The population therefore gets shorter and shorter. When aliens come to invade earth, we will be powerless because our entire world population is going to be 5′ tall and, if Hollywood has taught me anything, aliens are usually over 6′ tall.
Short women: please stick with men no taller than 4″ than you. If you don’t want the shorties, what makes you think we want them?
October 7th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
If it makes you feel any better, I’m 5′8″ and the amazing woman in my life is 5′11″. It took her a while to get over the height difference - she used to slouch when we stood together - but now it doesn’t come up at all. Taller chicks can be hot. ;)
October 7th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
ah, once again i fall into the target category. Im a little under 5′ (do I have to say 4′11?) and I happen to be dating a guy thats 6′3″
It has never been about height for me, and trust me Id much rather date a guy that can easily look me in the eye, but funny how things work out. I have to laugh at the fact that on our first date I had hoped we wouldnt connect because the height thing was going to be awkward. Even more so, the first hug and first kiss seemed to highlight our height difference even more.
Now, we have people ask us how much of a height difference we have, and it takes me a second to remember that hes freakishly taller than me….I don’t even notice it anymore.
Maybe instead of the population shrinking…. the tall men we date will save our children from the short genes as well…
…at least we can only help