Showing Off The New Man
I wont lie, I will make a hunky guy I’m dating bring me to a spot that I know I will be seen with him. It makes me look more desireable to be seen with a lickable man. It’d be nice if an ex would show up every now-and-then to realize what he’s missing, but that will only happen at 7am when I have to run to the store to grab toilet paper in my pj’s.
This lady at my gym seems to be doing the same thing. She works there…sells memberships. She’s a nice enough lady that I talk to once a year just before I hand her my credit card. I’ll smile and say hello every now and then. I can tell she’s a bit of a cougar though. Not a very good one, probably one like I’ll end up as someday…happily alone, but would love some male attention one or two nights a week.
She’s got a new workout partner. Six feet tall, dark as midnight, a few tattoos…Doo-rag aside, he’s got a good body and I was checking out the goods on this new peice of meat. She caught me. Instead of getting jealous like some fat chick would, she looked at me, smiled a big middleaged-braces-smile, nodded her head towards him and winked to me. She was proud as hell. I can’t wait until I’m old enough to be a cougar.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:01 am
I really hope that was a typo and you meant to say “likeable” man. I do not condone objectification.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:06 am
There was no typo.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:49 am
You do know that they aren’t actually made of chocolate…
August 25th, 2009 at 10:58 am
I would like to speak from the other side. I am currently dating a 36 year old cougar and I am very much her arm candy. She drags me to all these places I have no interest being just to be seen. She even dresses me which makes me feel uncomfortable. I know I look good in a mesh shirt, pink leather pants and a ball gag, but come on, its not very practical.
August 25th, 2009 at 11:07 am
@Randy- are you sure? Lick one and find out.
@Teenwolf, 36 years is not old enough to be a cougar.
August 25th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
36 is well old enough to be a Coog. Being a Cougar is a state of mind, not an absolute age.
August 25th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
I suppose I have to agree with that.
August 25th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Hmm. I wonder if that’s true, that cougar is a state of mind. If so then i’m dating a cougar. She’s 28, i’m 29, but I definitely receive the arm candy treatment. Honestly almost everytime I walk by she at least tries to give me a solid butt squeeze, sometimes in a social setting as I turn to leave she’ll spank me once and say ‘I could tap that all day’ to her girlfriends, only half-joking. She has a breathy, older voice like a cougar and she is always saying she feels like a cougar with me, maybe cause I look young.
August 25th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Dave, that’s how I behave, and that’s not coogish at all. That’s normal hormones.
August 26th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
No, its quite coogish. I think its about time you faced the fact that some of your best years are behind you and youre now a cougar.
August 26th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Dude, I’m 30. I am not a coog.
August 28th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Thank you Darcie! I totally agree, 30, 36…whatever is NOT a cougar! Much too young still I say! ;)
Randy, yeah, lick one and get back to us. :D