The Construction Worker
A marvelous thing happened yesterday. The most attractive man at my gym gave me his number. The severity of this guy’s hottness is unprecedented. He’s what soft-core porn is made from. He works out as much as I do, so his body is uber fit. My conversations with him have been limited, but he seems like one of the cool kids. And, he’s a construction worker. The toolbelt…
Anyway. He joined the gym maybe 4 months ago. We small talk. Don’t know much else about him other than he’s a construction worker and cut. Becaues of my crazy shedule this summer, I haven’t been going at my usual time, so I haven’t seen him in at least a month. When I saw him yesterday, he seemed genuinely concerned of my whereabouts and whether or not I was switching gyms.
It’s nice to know I’m thought of in my absense.
He’s like the anti-Mustang. At the end of the conversation, he asked what my weekend plans were, then said “Since you have no plans on Friday, I’d like to ask you out.” THAT is how you ask a girl out. None of the passive-agressive “we should go out when you are not busy” bullshit. Then he said “wait right here. I’ll get you my number.” Agressive. I like that.
Construction Man: 1 Mustang: 0
July 31st, 2009 at 9:37 am
Boo-Yah!
July 31st, 2009 at 9:48 am
Oh, I didn’t know sayings from the 90’s were coming back.
July 31st, 2009 at 10:35 am
go get him tiger!!!
have a great time tonight!!!!
July 31st, 2009 at 10:36 am
sayings from the 90s never wenot of style
why???
cuz that was the best decade EVER
polka dots checks and stripes
and Bjork
July 31st, 2009 at 10:42 am
The construction worker was my favourite member of the Village People. I hope your new boyfriend likes weiners less than that guy does.
July 31st, 2009 at 11:26 am
Whoomph. There it is!
July 31st, 2009 at 12:34 pm
@Desire…The only thing the 90’s was good for was Pearl Jam.
@Teenwolf, clearly, you are jealous.
@marty, just let it go.
July 31st, 2009 at 1:03 pm
I can’t let it go. Darcie, dear, you need to be reminded of these sayings because they will hit North Battleford for the first time in a couple of years from now.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppppppppppp?
July 31st, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Weird reference Martin. I’ll be in North Battleford in about 6 hours. I’ll let you know if they are rocking the budweiser catch phrases.
July 31st, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Say hi to my mom for me.
July 31st, 2009 at 3:11 pm
i find that Eddie Vedders voice sounds strangely like a harmonica
July 31st, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I wish I was Eddie Vedder
August 2nd, 2009 at 3:46 pm
That is freakin Awesome!! Let’s keep the good vibes rollin’! ;) You will have to tell us all about it!! ;)
August 3rd, 2009 at 5:35 pm
No more 90s catch phrases, way more details about the construction worker. Let’s start with the circumference of his arms…
August 3rd, 2009 at 9:49 pm
This guys arms are pretty big, but more importantly, they are proportionate with the rest of his delicious body.