The Pharmacist
A new guy approached me at the gym last night. The Pharmacist. Well, he didn’t exactly say he was a pharmacist, he said he worked in or around a pharmacy. I’ve met a lot of pharmacists in my life, and they’re always very eager to point out their career choice…Anyway, it was the same old “I’ve seen you before…You work really hard…You look really awesome…blah blah blah”. That was about a week ago.
Now I run into him every day. Like most men who talk to me at the gym, he waits until he’s about to leave to come up to me to make conversation. I play along. I know he’s gearing up to ask me out. I can sense these things, and I’m never wrong.
None of the above is unusual. There are 2 other guys who are going to ask me out within the next 2 times of seeing me.
What’s unusual about The Pharmacist, is that he’s friends with The Construction Worker. Right after he was done talking to me, The Construction Worker went up to him. They high-fived, nodded my way, then the pharmacist left.
The Construction Worker was at my side within 2 minutes. Small talk. He left. 2 minutes after that, a text requesting a date was on my phone.
Men are so predictable.
September 23rd, 2009 at 9:56 am
im sorry, they actually high-fived each other then nodded in your direction? What are they, 14? And if it’s about you, what are they high-fiving? “Hey, Contruction guy, I just opened my face and said words to a girl who responded with words. We briefly conversed.” - “Oh NICE one man, high five for that, you’re gellin’! That’s almost the same as sleeping with her.”
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:24 pm
The construction worker called me “mama”….so….
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Maybe him and the construction worker are planning to tag team you.
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:56 pm
I’d be ok with that.
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Yeah it sounds like you might be getting setup for an MMF. Watch out for any pills the pharmacist gives you… :)
September 24th, 2009 at 8:14 am
Is MMF anything like the WWF?
September 24th, 2009 at 10:51 am
It is, except that WWF is teenwolf and a relative (the WW part).
September 24th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Teenwolf? What? Are you speaking in tongues?
September 24th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
lol I’d just watch out if I were you FitDarcie…don’t think you need any unnecessary surprises! lol ;)