The Ugly Guy
My sister reminded me of an experiment I tried last year. Jim, the guy I talked about in my post about Facebook and dating, was not an attractive man. He was pretty much the opposite of my typical type. He was as short, skinny, red-head who sweat a lot. Everyone always said the reason I was meeting losers all the time was because I was always going for the really good looking guys, who, as experience tells, are all jerks.
So I decided to date someone not good looking at all. I ended up really liking him. He was smart. (I was going to write other things about him, but he was not passionate, funny or cool). And then he ended up being an asshole like all the good looking guys. So why should I bother settling for someone I’m not attracted to? I can get a good looking asshole, why would I want an ugly one?
October 15th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Settling is settling - doesn’t matter if it’s based on looks or other criteria that are important to you. You should never feel guilty or picky because you are looking for what you want and deserve in a mate.
October 15th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
I think that’s the first time I’ve heard someone say that it’s ok to be choosy when it comes to physical attractiveness. I guess if the guy was totally outstanding in every other way, those qualities would shine through. But, and this is obvious by the fact I am still single, I have yet to meet a man like that.
October 21st, 2008 at 4:26 pm
“I can get a good looking asshole, why would I want an ugly one?”
THAT is funny shit!!
March 26th, 2009 at 2:23 am
I know exactly why you’d been attracting jerks:
Shit attracts flies.
March 26th, 2009 at 6:16 am
Are you calling me ugly?
March 26th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Sailed right over your head, eh?
Maybe this one will do better:
Assholes attract assholes.
March 26th, 2009 at 11:01 am
But I’m not ugly right?
March 26th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Why the hell does it matter what you look like?
March 27th, 2009 at 8:43 am
I am hot. Just want you to say it.
March 27th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Make me.
March 27th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
See, I know you think it.
March 27th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
So by likening you to shit…
that means I think you’re hot?
What, are you fucking high?
March 28th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
I’m a girl. Our expertise is in twisting the words of men. And you have yet to deny the fact that I am stunningly attractive, which makes it true.
March 28th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
What the-
Quit putting words into my digital mouth, eh?
Being the asshole that you are,
I got curious, looked around, and came across your first video blog post.
Hey… nice post!
No, really.
The only thing missing?
A great big banner saying ‘I LOVE STALKERS!’.
Looking at some of the comments you got though,
I guess it wasn’t necessary.
March 30th, 2009 at 7:59 am
So now you’re in love with me?
March 30th, 2009 at 8:41 am
Wait. What?
How did-
Hang on, it’s not-
How the-
Wait. What?
March 30th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
See, you’re not denying it. That means it’s true.
March 30th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Seems to me like YOU want it to be true.
Can’t really blame ya.
My charisma kicks ass.
Also, you’re still an asshole.
March 30th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I want everyone to love me. And I don;t care if a crack addict calls me an asshole.
March 30th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Well I don’t love you.
In fact, I despise you.
No really, I do.
Nonetheless, I happened to come across another of your
posts…
as much as I hate you (which I do, SO DAMN FUCKING MUCH!),
I hope you’ve gone to the cops about that Teenwolf guy.
But then again you’re a big (and I mean BIG) girl,
so I figure you know what you’re doing.
Just a suggestion.
One last thing.
Blondes may have all the fun, but brunettes are insane, man.
March 31st, 2009 at 9:26 am
I am insane.
March 31st, 2009 at 9:34 am
This explains why I always see hot girls with ugly guys. Damn ugly guys!
March 31st, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Eh? Where the hell did Dave come from?
Hey Dave, I have something fun for you to do:
Bend over and stick your head up your asshole.
Ok thanks.
And Darcie, you little freak,
EVERYONE already knows you’re insane.
Seriously though,. at least get the cops to give
him a warning or something.
April 5th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I’m not afraid of someone who calls themself “teenwolf”. everyone knows warewolves don’t exist
April 5th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
You don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.
Werewolves do exist.
Movies don’t lie. Ever.
Ah well. I suppose you know what you’re doing.
And, you’re still a fucking asshole.