The Whisperer
These two guys were working out together today. I knew they’d be bothersome right when I walked in the door and they locked their eyes on me and followed me as I walked through the gym. As soon as I passed them, the little bald guy shouts “What you lookin’ fo sexy?” Uhm, the ladies room. I know where it is, thanks. An hour or so later, as I’m wrapping up my workout with some shoulder presses, he comes and sits on the bench next to me (mid set), leans in and whispers, just so I could barely here him “You sexy, you know that? You real sexy. You one sexy lady. You sexy”. That was a new gym first.
