Times Have Changed
I was chatting with a friend of mine the other day, recounting tales of my retail days at a shoe store through University. One of the stories I was telling him was about a doctor who used to come in and flirt with me. Actually, I’m pretty sure he came in just to see me. It cost him a lot to talk to me. He always bought the most expensive shoes from me. The guy was always on the verge of asking me out, but, because of my superior talents for diverting the awkward conversation where I have to tell him he’s too short and too bald for me, he never did.
Funny how I regret that now. Do you know how different my life would be if I had married a doctor? My tastes have changed.
March 9th, 2010 at 8:41 am
But you may have been stuck in Regina. Is that what you really wanted?
March 9th, 2010 at 9:13 am
Regina would have been different if I had married a doctor.
March 9th, 2010 at 11:31 am
It’s never too late to marry a doctor. There is medical conferences all the time, and they are usually in hotels. Why don’t you wear a slutty outfit, order yourself a Bombay Saphire and pertch yourself at the bar, look forlorn and look at your Bberry. Inevitably some doctor will approach you and ask you what’s wrong and you can tell him that you were stood up and he’ll certainly offer to buy you a drink. If you want to take it a step further, get a room in the hotel and when he asks for your number, say 213.
March 9th, 2010 at 11:59 am
I’ve always wanted to do that at a bar near the airport to get some pilots.
March 9th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Wouldnt it be hilarious,well not for you big D, if you did this and it turned out none of them were interested in marriage, they just had sex, and ran away the next morning?
March 9th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Then I guess there’s no point. Teenwolf, you should probably stop pretending you’re a doctor.
March 9th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Well Teenwolf was a doctor in Doc Hollywood. Of course this is about the time he got Parkinsons, so I’m not sure it is worth it.
March 10th, 2010 at 8:41 am
I am not so sure Regina would have been different if you were married to a doctor. On the other hand, my boyfriend’s father is a doctor and he has a condo in Barbados, a house in Tofino and a house in South Africa, so I guess it could have been exciting. But, come on, Regina? We both left there for a reason.
March 10th, 2010 at 9:31 pm
Teenwolf wasn’t in Doc Hollywood. Michael J Fox was. Teenwolf was only ever in 1 movie. Teenwolf. Get your stories straight.
Then I’d just hang out in Tofino. I don’t even know what continent that is.
March 10th, 2010 at 11:07 pm
Vancouver Island. Ryan Reynolds got married there. Surfer town, all wilderness and lots of beaches, but not very warm.