Top 8 Celebs I’d Have A Beer With
This is not a Future Husband post.These are not in order. They are simply in the order in which they came to mind. So maybe that’s reverse order. I couldn’t make it to 10.
#8- Tiger Woods’ Wife
I just want to know the story. I think she’d tell me. People open up to me.
#7- Eddie Vedder
One of my favorite singers. I bet we’d stay up until the wee hours of the morning talking. He’d ask me tons of questions about myself, then write a song about me.
#6- Jennifer Aniston
She’s always been one of my favorite actresses. She just seems really nice, in that mega-rich kind of way. We probably wouldn’t have beer though…we’d probably go for a walk or do some yoga. She seems really into the fitness. And she’s funny. It’s hard for a woman to be funny. We’d be besties.
#5- Nikki Sixx
Not just because he’s a Future Husband of mine. I’ve stalked him for a while now, and he’s actually a really smart guy (besides the heroin). He’d probably tell me stuff that would blow my mind. And then we probably would get married, so win-win.
#4- Seth Rogan- 5 years ago
Remember when he was in The 40 Year Old Virgin, and he just played a regular guy? I loved him then. When he started taking on more lead roles, and they just sucked. But he seems like he might have some intelligent humor in him.
#3- David Bowie
We’d talk about the 80’s all night.
#2- Johnny Depp
Yes, another future husband, but that’s not really the point. He seems perfectly deranged and fucked up. Probably has ADD, so we wouldn’t have to stay on a dead topic for too long. We’d talk about the 90’s all night. And then we probably would get married.
#1- Marilyn Manson
Come on. Like you wouldn’t want to know what exactly is going on in that brain of his?
February 25th, 2010 at 9:57 am
I’d be hanging with people like Bill & Melinda Gates, Will & Jada Pinkett-Smith, Warren Buffet, Oprah, Steve Jobs, & President Barack Hussein Obama.
February 25th, 2010 at 10:14 am
Those are all rich successful people. You’re looking for world domination. My internet crush on you is growing.
February 25th, 2010 at 10:16 am
^_^
February 25th, 2010 at 11:08 am
Id hang out with Steve Jobs, Nelson Mandela, Ariel Sharon, Pervez Musharraf, Spielberg, Phil Jackson & Michael Jordan, oh and definitely Obama.
February 25th, 2010 at 11:12 am
I’d like to see another woman comment on this. It seems the men who read my blog are power hungry.
February 25th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
I’d like to hang out with a whole bunch of slutty coked up whores. And Keanu Reeves.
Yep, me and Keanu plowing our way through a whole bunch of whores sounds about right.
February 25th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
It actually seems plausible.
February 25th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
I like the new “recent comments” feature.
Very helpful.
February 25th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
I did that myself.
February 25th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
so Johnny Depp isnt fucked up hes jsut interested in making people think he is so they leave him the fuck alone
Jennifer Aniston would be a doll
and would not drink beer it has carbs honey
feed her vodka
why do you think women arent funny?
Seth Rogen makes me nauseous on sight
Marilyn Mason is incredibly incredibly intelligent and well rounded id would schocked if you told me you havent read his autobiography
from what i remember he grandfather was a closeted pedophile or something crazy like that and looked at kiddy porn while hiding in the basement
did you watch his interview in bowling for columbine?
David Bowie is AMAZEBALLS
am i the only one person that thinks Eddie Vedders voice sounds like a badly tuned harmonica?
i could never handle pearl jams music because of it
i just wanted to slap him so hed stop singing
February 25th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
I Johnny Depp is so fucked up he wants us to think he’s faking being fucked up, but he really is fucked up.
Women aren’t as funny as men. Do you think the movie The Hangover would have been as funny if it were women? No.
Pearl Jam is my favorite band. You and I can’t be friends.
February 25th, 2010 at 9:25 pm
I loved Pearl Jam in the beginning. Loved the first two albums, liked the 3rd one, then lost interest on the 4th one. I did download the last song, “The Fixer.” I like that one, and have it on one of my workout playlists.
March 4th, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Mike Rowe.
He just seems like a REAL guy. No pretense and has a good sense of humor.
March 4th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Who?