Was He Well Hung?
Anyone who spends 3.5 seconds on this blog knows that I’ve made poor choices in men. I admit it. I wish someone else was making my decisions for me. But whatever, I like to make fun of the situations I’ve been in.
What I hate though, is when retelling my dating horror stories to men, and while pondering why on earth I would date someone so mentally fucked up, they ask “Was he well hung?”…Like this is the only reason I would be someone so idiotic.
Gentlemen, this is your sex. By asking such a question, you are putting yourself in the same category as them. Never, has a women stayed with sub-par man because of the size of his manhood. Good sex is whole other story.
My theory? The men who ask this have small penises.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:49 am
Agreed. But dont be so hard on yourself. Surely its only via the duration of the date that you discover what kind of men they are?
September 29th, 2009 at 8:26 am
Sometimes I go out with them even though they’re idiots just for the stories.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:55 am
lol you’re such a blogger
September 29th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Wait, what, you have GUYS asking you this?
Next time some idiot does that, bust out your camera, and ask the guy “here what do you think”, even if you don’t have a picture on there. Post their response back to this blog.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:33 am
No woman, in the history of the FitDarcie gossip sessions, has ever asked that question. Big size does NOT equal good sex. It helps though.
September 29th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
“Big size does NOT equal good sex”
Phewwwwww
September 29th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Unless it’s REALLY small.
September 29th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Damn.
May 22nd, 2010 at 8:49 pm
So are Teen Wolf and Marty McFly the same person?
May 23rd, 2010 at 5:55 pm
Haha, uhm, no… occasionally somebody commenting on this blog may or may not jokingly post as another commentor to make fun of them… but not change their own links so the other person knows who’s taking a shot at them… ; D
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Oh, I get it. He was trying to be funny and imply that “Marty” is really small. I always wondered why they both were using alias’ based on Michael J. Fox movie characters. And when I saw that last comments it made me suspect that perhaps it was one person who had been using both names, and forgot to change.
May 24th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
Yeah, Teenwolf was here first and Marty took up his name in reaction to that… they don’t actually know each other… ;D
May 25th, 2010 at 8:29 am
This is the first chance I’ve had to check the blog since Friday, but the e-mails were confusing the hell out of me, coming in with the wrong addresses associated to the names.