What I Learned About Being A Wife
Yesterday I had one of those rediculously lazy days, where I ate nothing but Doritos and Hershey’s chocolate and watched sitcoms on Deja View. I learned something though, about the wives of funny guys. They nag a lot and are all brunettes.
Wife #1- Everybody Loves Raymond
Patricia Heaton plays Deborah. Deborah has always pissed me off. She’s very needy and whiny. At the end of pretty much every episode, Raymond has to apologize. I’m all for the wife always being right, but she’s just a little rediculous.
Wife #2- Home Improvment
It’s an oldie, but don’t deny you still watch it when it’s on. Patricia Richardson was also naggy, but in a less annoying way. Isn’t it odd that so far all the wives I watched yesterday have a real-life name of Patricia?
Wife #3- King of Queens
Leah Remini plays Carrie. I have no idea how anyone can stand this woman. You can tell she’s a bitch in real life. Then again, she’s married to a fat guy, so who can blame her? Though I suspect if she hadn’t gotten this gig, she’d be dancing on a pole somewhere.
So, I’m already a brunette, all I need to do is develop a bit of a nag, maybe change my name to Patricia, and I can marry a funny guy.
October 26th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Leah Remini was great when she was Zack’s love interest on Saved By the Bell when the gang when to work at Mr. Karosee’s Beach resport that summer. I love that show.
October 26th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
How could you put Patricia Richardson at 2? Any woman that puts up with Tim Allens grunts and other body noises while driving him to and from the hospital should be number 1.
October 26th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Oh wait, I misread. Nevermind.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:29 am
I object. Patricia is one of my names!
October 27th, 2009 at 8:35 am
This was a lame post. I’m sorry. In my head, it was way funnier.
Doll…what do you mean “one of my names”? Do the other names speak back to you?
October 27th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Huh? :s blonde at the best of times so that went way over my head! But no its actually my name!