I’ve heard so many pick up lines in my day. Mostly because I’m really hot, but really because men will try their line on any girl that walks by…it’s a numbers game for these guys. If they use the same line on 100 women, at least one will fall for it.

There are some classics out there, that maybe in the 9th grade, I would have fallen for it because it would have been the first time I heard it.

“Do you have mirrors in your pants? Cause I see me in ‘em”

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

“Are your legs sore? Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!”

I was working my lower back…an exercise that I look particularly good doing, and some guy comes up and asks me “Have you ever modeled? Cause I’m a photographer.”

Really? Does that EVER work? How often do women say “I’d love to model, should I take my clothes off now so you can better see my body?” This is an Unsolved Mysteries case waiting to happen.

3 weeks later, the same guy asked me the same question.